Part 2 - A collection of Quotes, One-Liners, Dialogs, Thoughts, Proverbs, Sayings....

Part 2 - A collection of Quotes, One-Liners, Dialogs, Thoughts, Proverbs, Sayings....

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"The beauty of the web, everyone learns from the view code button"
- Flash 5 seminar, August - 2001, Boston MA

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"I sense much NT in you, NT leads to Blue Screen. Blue Screen leads to
downtime, downtime leads to suffering. NT is the path to the darkside."
- Unknown Unix Jedi

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The greatest achievement of the human spirit is to live up to one's opportunities, and make the most of one's resources.
- Vauvenargues

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Happiness is like a Butterfly, the more u chase it the more it dudes u...but when u leave it and concentrate on other things it come and sits on ur shoulder

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"Doing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness!"

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"It's not a bug, it's a random feature."

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"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z
is keep your mouth shut."
--Albert Einstein

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"Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Don't drink and derive."
--Unknown

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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"I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

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"Gravitation Cannot be held responsible for People falling in Love"
-Einstien

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"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."

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"One of the differences between an average engineer and a good one is the ability to think at a high enough level to choose the important problems to spend programming time on"
- Jay Stelly in "Game design, Secrets of the sages"

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"I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it."
---Boxer Rocky Graziano.

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Goddamn writers -- all they do is use up trees and ruin people's eyes.
-- Gus, from Basic Instinct, by Joe Esterhaus

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"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better
than a 'C', the idea must be feasible."
-- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred
Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on
to found Federal Express Corp.)

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Animation is the creation of life, Interaction is to live that life...

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KNOWING MANYTHINGS BUT DOING NOTHING IS KNOWING NOTHING

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"The worst bankrupt in the world is the person who has lost his enthusiasm"

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"Nothing is Real"

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"In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In Practice there is"
- Yogi Berra - As quoted by Bruce Schneier in "Secrets and Lies"

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"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen."

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There is something to learn everyday!

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Terrorism is the symptom, not the disease. Terrorism has no country. It's transnational, as global an enterprise as Coke or Pepsi or Nike. At the first sign of trouble, terrorists can pull up stakes and move their "factories" from country to country in search of a better deal. Just like the multi-nationals.
- Arundhati Roy

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Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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If you follow your own personal destiny then the entire universe conspires to make you succeed.
- Paulo Coelho, author of The Alchemist

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Airplane, which has been defined as "a collection of parts having an inherent tendency to fall to earth, and requiring constant effort and supervision to stave off that outcome". Only the collaborative efforts of all the component objects of an airplane enable it to fly.

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz

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"I don't ask for the meaning of the song of a bird or the rising of the sun on a misty morning. There they are, and they are beautiful."
- Pete Hamill

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"I hear and I forget
I see and I remember
I do and I understand"
- Ancient Chinese Proverb.

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- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
-- Mark Twain.

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Never argue with an idiot, they only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason."

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"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing that's why we recommend it daily."
- Zig Ziglar

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I think everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us don't have film.

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A few is only a couple less than several

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I will not tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.

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Humans are at least as numerous as pigeons, their brains are not significantly costlier than pigeon brains, and for many tasks they are actually superior.
--Richard Dawkins

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All doctors do is support weak genes. Might as well be communists.
-- sigwinch

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Quoted from Einstein himself: "Sit on a hot stove for a minute and it feels like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it feels like a minute. That's relativity."

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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical.
-Niels Bohr, physicist (1885-1962)

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If it has to be, its up to me !!!!
So...Go for it !!!!!

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"The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it.”
- Samuel Johnson QotD

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Remember, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.

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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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You should not confuse your career with your life.

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You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

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The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

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Your friends love you anyway.

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I want to know the mind of God. Everything else is detail.
—Albert Einstein

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The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain and simple to express:
Err
and err
and err again
but less
and less and less.
—Piet Hein, Danish inventor and poet.

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Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.

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People who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else to blame it on.

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Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me.

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Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips."

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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